There are twelve days of this holiday bullshit:
- Day 1: Conspicuous Consumption
- Day 2: A Lump of Coal
- Day 3: Interfaith Circle Jerk
- Day 4: Clusterfuck!
- Day 5: Your Shitty Family
- Day 6: Post Family Posters
- Day 7: Elves, etc.
- Day 8: The Funny Pages
- Day 9: A Cringing Look Back at 2013
- Day 10: We Donated Your Dollar to Charity
- Day 11: Five Cards That Have Nothing To Do With The Holidays
- Day 12